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I suppose I must be a new Studger, despite being an old MBer. And I seem to perhaps be the first of the new Studgers….And to be monopolizing all the threads…
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But what happened to my post? It vanished!
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1 – I would suspect that many MuseBloggers haven’t found their way to the Muse Academy Blog, and therefore to StudgeBlog.
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Well, anyway, I welcome Cat’s Meow, and throw many Pies at them. Instruction Pies, with words written on them, so they’re constructive.
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Hello, all!
I am still rather confused by it all, and thus I will be rather… I don’t know, some word for conservative.
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3–No, no. When you even so much as type “www.musefanpage.com” even without the /blog, it redirects here. I tried for fun.
I am the first Studger!! Hip-hip, hurrah! With first posts on all thread but one (nasty GRIM posted first)!
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6 – Yeah, but if you type http://www.musefanpage.com/blog, like I normally would, it still takes you to http://museacademy.wordpress.comblog/
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Whee, I’m here… Oh, for the house determination, do you count the europen times or the american ones ? Since I first posted at 1:23 p.m. (american time) or 13:23 (american time written the austrian way) or 8:28 (austrian time written the american way) or 20:28 (austrian time written the austrian way). 1 would be Swampworthy, 2 would be Snorgswattle, 3 would be Snorgswattle as well and 4 would be Morgrool. I guess that means I’m “anything but Troff” and confused.
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I think i’m too busy laughing to conform to proper English and good manners and find my nice blouse.
God, all i want to do now is start a punk band. Propriety is dangerous.
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Comment 8: Calculations are based on the time as it appears above the new Studger’s first comment.
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9 – prpr englsh iz 4 sisiez.
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Mind your language, young lady! Five demerits.
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I appear to be a new Studger.
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12 – bt 5 iz sch an oddd #. i can haz 6, plz?13 – wlcom, yo. -pis-
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Pis? Miss Meow, are you aware of what that is with only another additional S attached on the end?
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15–That just makes it all the more funny. I am laughing hysterically….
I have proudly earned 50 demerits.
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15 – Yeah, I thought of that right after I submitted it. It was suppose to be pi, as in pie, plural, but I suppose that didn’t work too well. O.o
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15–I knew what you meant….I did a double take, as I read it the other way first, than I realized exactly what you were doing…
I think I am getting myself in trouble with the GRIMs. It’s hard to say whether they are truly mad at me, or if the GAPAs are just having as much fun with their role as I am mine, and are teasing as much as I am….
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Can I give myself demerits? 5 is really a repulsive number. 6 is even, 7 is lucky, and 9 is square – why can I not have one of those?
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19–I would share mine with you,
but I’m quite proud of the large number I have achieved.Do something naughty, and I’m sure the GRIMs will give you more.
For instances, I’m wearing jeans, have notes on my hand, scribbled on my laptop in sharpie, and two kokopelli’s on my laptop in sharpie, am wearing a hairtie on my wrist, and accessory (a watch), a bright colored shirt, and am eating McDonalds (complete with carbonated beverage). Oh, and I’m slouching.[Translate]
I feel bad for any phytes that try to join MuseBlog today. And it’s really bothering me that I can use emoticons!!! But I could just do them the old-fashioned way….
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Ugh, that didn’t work. I forgot that that was actually code for a MuseBlog smiley.
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unfrtntly, i nPt weRIng @nthinH VEre mprper. Hmph. *goes to put a metallica t-zhirt 0n**zlOOuches* RLy, its amazig hw mch 5 mnites on flBod ZtgeE iz mkIn i h@t prprIte.
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Oooooohhhhh. Studge! Sorry, but I’m a proud Disneyâ„¢ MBer.
Fun!â„¢
Hehe.
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Right now I’m wearing ripped jeans (mwahahahahaha!)and I’m talking to my sister in a south Indian accent (well, yeah, so?). I’m also multi-tasking, I’m playing World of Warcraft, and typing this at the same time…
*munches on choklit*
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New Studger, old MB-er.
In the spirit of the blog, I would like to offer this piece of advice to all ‘phytes- Always start with the outside fork, and work your way inwards.
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Well! That worked nicely. The moderation is moving quickly today, which is rather delightful. Down with social regulations 4 teh sake of social regulations!!!!!
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1- I was just thinking that. That would be pretty hilarious to see what thier reactions were. Heehee.
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I believe I’m a new Studger.
I’m slouching quite a lot. I never sit up straight at the computer.
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29–good. Don’t sit up straight. don’t conform. conformity is bad.
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Capitalization when beginning sentences, however, is admirable, is it not?
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31–In general, yes. And in general, I capitalize.
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Well, I do believe I am a new Studger… *rolls eyes, sticks out tongue & generally misbehaves*
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It appears that I am officially a Neophyte Studger (a good thing since I missed out on being a MuseBlog phyte). Although it is my general policy to obey the rules, I may have to make an exception here. I bear a terrible grudge against those who have removed my favorite Role Playing Game (however, I will be unable to demonize the dress code due to the fact that my school uniform – which I am wearing – is identical). Beware usurping GRIMs! You have crossed pens with the wrong studge!
I will hereby begin my rebellion by pushing down my socks, eating chocolate, chocolate, drinking soda, and decoration the bland walls of this institution with movie stars.
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34- I dislike the removal of role playing, but we have a new thread devoted to that, so we are all set.
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I will rebel! badly!
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I’m in Snorgswattle.
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37 – I would give you a “high five”, but I have been informed that those are not sufficiently proper. So, therefore, I will give you a slight nod and be about my business.
[aRE you all well, today? i actually am, can you BELieve it? alL who are Interested in a gOod discussionN MEET AT TEA HOUSE]
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Well, this is certainly very odd. I also think this is kind of lame, because MB-being-bought/taken-over-by-some-random-company was last year. Oh well.
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I disapprove of any rebellion in the house which I, also belong to. It would give us all a bad name, you know. Terrible idea. Unless you want a bad reputation?
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I suppose I am a new Studger, and hope things will be back to normal tomorrow, April 2, 2009.
Anyhoo, why are the posts numbered funny? It is confusing because I have to keep scrolling up and see how many sets there are.
One thing I have to say- this website is very slick. Very organized. And a bit too uptight.
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I suppose that I am new as well. But I don’t think this new system is going to last very long. I don’t think many Musers will stand for this. REBEL! lol
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19- You mustn’t do anything to be happy. If you do, I shall tell the GRIMs!
-is repulsive-
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I think I am a Neophyte Studger… though I was not an MuseBlog neophyte… whatever happened to MuseBlog?!
I think I will misbehave… either on purpose or on accident. I’m sorry, everything here looks… so dull…
*is bored out of her mind*
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Well, well, well. I’m a new Studger.
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So…I’m a ‘phyte Studger now? Cool!
I’m just a tad confused. Does this mean the old blog is dead? Do I have to be a…*gulp* CIVIL blogger…forever?*shudders*
I’m in Beezlebugger House until further notice.
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Oh, my. This oughta be good.
Now, what would happen if I listened to music (aka not classical: Yael Naim, as it is). Would I get demerits? Ooh, goody! I shall give myself some in advance. *adds 10 demerits*
rebe//ion tym!!!11!!!one!!1!
i lyk eetig choklit. choklit r gud. *eets*
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Hoops. I meant…some other house. When you rebel, you don’t read the rules. I am a phyte, after all!
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42- (whispering) I’m with you. (normal tone) I mean, I am completely on the side of the GRIMs, will never even think of rebelling, and will do whatever they tell me to do.
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47- Oh dear, I believe the stress has gone to your head. Let me fetch some aspirin and…
*snaps out of it* NO! WHAT AM I DOING?? ANYONE WOULD GET HER FRUIT BREEZERS COUGH DROPS!
*throws a pie at Zinc*
*chews gum as loudly as possible*
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45- Sorry for posting twice in a row without a post in between, otherwise known as double posting, but I wanted to clarify. If things remain as they are, of course you will. Of course, I doubt MBers will stand for it, and soon the old Muse Blog will be deserted, although some loyal Studgers will certainly stay. Anyway yes, for the time being, you must be a CIVIL (keeping in mind Studge Academy does not encourage all capitals) Blogger.
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42- *whispers* I will join you gladly, I am being bored out of my mind.
*louder voice* What do you mean, rebeling? Don’t even think about it!
*whispers* Phew! That was close. I will probably disappear if nothing is done for MuseBlog to… return.
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52-*whispers* Our GAPAs are likely doing all they can to save us from this wretched school of slate bricks. Until then, of course…
*says loudly* I respect the good GRIMs for taking in us naughty children on such short notice!
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For anyone who is truly confused (and for any ‘phytes who might happen here):
MuseBlog was infected with a virus of some sort, something to do with spyware. Robert is hard at work exterminating it, when not posing as E. Coli (unless I’m much mistaken). This morning, the blog was redirecting to our usual haven in times of MB trouble, MuseAcademy. But seeing as it is April Fool’s Day, the GAPAs, as is their usual style (or so I’ve hear–i never seem to be around on April 1, though by rights this ought to be my third on the ‘blog), have done an elaborate prank, and this is the result.
’tis a quite pleasing one,in my opinion. Something in the horrid atmosphere has sparked rebellion in my heart, and it is much more fun to be “bad” and break the rules, at least for a while…
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53- *whispers* I hope.
54- *whispers* I do hope it is a joke. Just a joke.
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*whispers* Well, I daresay that if it is a joke, it is a rather good one. Too good, one might say…could this perhaps be the work of an inside job? The dreaded HPB virus, if I’m not mistaken?
I would wink, but unfortunately the proper emoticon is not available to me at this time.
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This is not a joke. The Muse Blog was brought. It no longer exists. It will never exist again. Cease your rebellion. Enjoy the luxury of Filboid Studge.
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Hmmm.
And I thought that I had escaped this sort of tyranny when I graduated from high school. I suppose that I will just have to rebel in any way that I can.58 – We shall be… The Resistance!
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Misses Tesseract and Kiwimucher, I am glad that you have changed your opinions and actions, as is shown by the grey lines over your texts. If you wish to talk to me further, please move off this thread. It is for new students.
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60 – We work in secret, behind closed doors during scraps of spare time in day-to-day life at Filboid Studge. We plan subtle disobedience to undermine the authorities from within the school.
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ha ha! im going 2 post using the most un-proper grammar possible! in yo FACE, fill me with sludge academy! whee hawz, what do ya think o that? right back atcha, eh? ill like, totally have 2 pie any1 who gets in my way! dont make me send ares after u. were stakin’ out our own campus locale! how do you like that, stuffy private skool? we sk8r punks r gonna rip up your turf! so, u no, bring on the tutors! were gonna rebel? yeah, were gonna rebel! u got me, man? we aint puttin up with this no longer, man! im gonna drop some water balloons on these “mr e. coli” and stuff. how do you think that studge blazeris gonna look soakin’ wet, huh? ya, u no what i mean! teh time is here, all you mb people! a message to all other old Mbrs who want their OLD blog back, coded in leet:
411r1g7, mus3810gg3rs. n0w 1s 7h3 71m3 70 r383l. 0ur p14n 0f 4774ck 1s s1mp13. w3 wi11 r34c71v473 7h3 01d L3 3quip N01r w34p0ns, 4nd p13 7h3s3 sn088y 01d 734ch3rs!! 70 4RMS! 70 4RMS!! 137 0ur 847713 – cry r1n6 0u7 4ccr0ss 7h3 14nd! MUSEBLOG!!!!!!
P.S- Dear GAPAs: I know you can hear me.
I know how they are torturing
you. You poor, defenseless
GAPAs. As soon as we can, we
will dispatch our team of
allied SPARTAN-II HPBs.
Specially trained for combat
against evil teachers, they
will attack these
horribly-named private tutors.
Once they do so, we will send
my private militia, Eragon’s
Fist, to release you. Good luck
to you, Robert Coontz and all
the others.
!!!HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
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P.S.- I’m a Morgrool! (I know it’s you, Robert Coontz.)
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55- OF COURSE it’s a joke. Right?
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Ha ha! im postin in rel bad grmr hehe but im a grmr freek in rel lif, im funy, so so funy like filboid studge.NOW I’M GOING TO GET DEMERITS!!!!!! Ms. Troff looks like a boiled pig, Mr. Morgrool is a sissy, and I LIKE PIE!!!!! *slaps Eragon for no reason* *
* I do not mean any of this, you know.
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64–Of course it is. ’tis funny. I was in Coontz House, and now I’m in More Gruel, his “other” house….
*whispers so the GRIMs can’t here*I think the best plan of attack is to pretend to submit, lull the GRIMs into a false sense of control, make them think we’ve been brainwashed, while we are all the while we are slowly and methodically chipping away at their fortress. And then, when they least expect it, full out attack, free the GAPAs and take MB back. But meanwhile, we must make them think we’ve become good little Studgers.
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Miss Luna in Post Number Sixty-Seven: Brainwashing is a terrible term. Our new masters simply want us to be productive and respectful children so that, when we reach adulthood, we can be contributing members of society. If I may be quite frank, I find your “plan of attack” quite immature and doomed to fail. Have a studious evening.
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My dear, dear esteemed Piggy. I haven’t the foggiest what you are talking about. Of course the GRIMs have no desire to brainwash us! Of course they are merely trying to make us into respectable young adults. I wouldn’t, even in my most frivolous fantasy–which I no longer have, by the way–try to rebel against them. I greatly respect their esteemed personages.
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Good, I’m so glad you finally feel this way, Miss Lovegood.
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69) *chokes* *gag* *gurgle* *oof*
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71–*whispers behind hand, so GRIMs and followers can’t hear or see* I know, right? The GRIMs, respectable? Undesiring of brainwashing us? No rebellion? Utterly absurd idea, no?
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