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  1. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    I would like to announce that I am a proud new member of house Morgrool. As such, may I please have some more grool? lol

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:20 am | Permalink
  2. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    *I meant “gruel”…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:20 am | Permalink
  3. Errata wrote:

    I am a Snorg… Snorg… Snorgwattle, I think. Despite having repeated it three times, I cannot remember properly.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:46 am | Permalink
  4. That would be “Snorg” as in snorg, “swattle” as in swat, rhymes with throttle.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
  5. Errata wrote:

    Oh. My please accept my apologies for this appalling mistake, Ms. Snorgswattle.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm | Permalink
  6. Cat's Meow wrote:

    3 – Heya, fellow Snorgswattle! -highfive-

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm | Permalink
  7. Errata wrote:

    Hello. If you will excuse my pretending to be above you, I shall instruct you that the GRIMs most likely do not approve of the words ‘heya’ ‘fellow’ or ‘highfive’. Although ‘fellow’ may be all right, ‘heya’ should probably go in two words, or turned in to ‘hello’ ‘greetings’ ’salutations’ or something similar. Ask the GRIMs about highfives. I cannot condone them though.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:25 pm | Permalink
  8. Cat's Meow wrote:

    7 – Aww, man. How lame. -resorts to lowfiving-

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:27 pm | Permalink
  9. Myrtle Eisversmocken wrote:

    I have been mathematically sorted into the Snorgswattle house and have come to inform Ms. Snorgswattle.

    Ms. Snorgswattle, I have belonged to your house since 12:06 today, and I sincerely hope that I will not be of any sort of inconvenience to you or to Studge Academy.

    Pardon me for any inappropriateness of the following question, but the combination of my exhaustion and curiosity requires that I ask. What are Studge Academy’s policies concerning sleep?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Permalink
  10. Sleep is for sissies.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:38 pm | Permalink
  11. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    10–Hmph. Sleep is necessary in order for the brain to produce growth hormones. Without adequate sleep, a person’s growth will be stunted. Sleep is a very necessary thing. Sleep deprivation can even lead to death.

    9–Suck up!!!!!!! Such blatant cosying up to the GRIMs must not be allowed to happen! You are no better than the Inquisitorial Squad of Hogwarts!!!!! (jk)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm | Permalink
  12. Everything leads to death, Miss Lovely. The key to success in life is to make the most of the time that is given one.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:20 pm | Permalink
  13. Koppar wrote:

    Is this an RPG?
    I’m a Snorgswattle. :| I used to be in Coontz. Will we start receiving The Filboid Studge Journal instead of Muse next month???
    12- To make the most of the time I’ve got, I’m gonna enjoy it.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm | Permalink
  14. bookgirl_me wrote:

    13) Let’s start now by doing what we want, having fun and going crazy umm, figuring out what this thread should be. What classes will there be here ?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm | Permalink
  15. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    I’m in Morgrool. I do not appreciate his morbid attitude to life. Everything leads to death, but the key to success in life is to have fun. It’s one’s own choice to define success.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  16. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    15–Oh, good. A fellow member of E. Coli’s house, with views much the same as mine! How fun!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm | Permalink
  17. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    I appear to be a troff. How absolutely disgusting and dreadful.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm | Permalink
  18. The Old King's Bard wrote:

    Uh, am I the only person in Troff?

    I guess I’ll be going on to my Mathematical Modeling class.
    Oh, I hate strongly dislike math.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm | Permalink
  19. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    18-no. I am as well, and rue it every second of my life.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink
  20. nolagirl7 wrote:

    3- Muse academy has houses too????

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink
  21. Brown Pan wrote:

    I was very excited, upon my entrance to Studge Acedemy, to be accepted into the Morgrool house. It was most welcoming, except I have been having trouble abiding by some of the rules and regulations.

    No fidgeting? This is definitely going to be difficult, because in my previous life, I fidgeted all the time. I guess I’ll have to do all of my fidgeting in my head from now on. I also do not like the uniform. Skirts an inch below the knee? Skirts need to be at least ankle-length to allow for any sort of movement. Yes, I understand that sounds strange, but in my experience, that has been the case. Perhaps I’ll just adopt the boys’ uniform; I’m rather fond of soberly-colored bow ties.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink
  22. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    I am part of Morgrool house, and am enjoying it very much.

    I am dilligently studying math and english right now and hard at work on a script for Script Frenzy.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm | Permalink
  23. Errata wrote:

    More Script Frenzy-ers! Unite, Scripters! Anyway, you see Luna, she is not sucking up, she is actually pretending. As am I. What was that, Ms. Snorgswattle? Cockroaches in your desk? Well who could have done that? *hides jar of cockroaches*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm | Permalink
  24. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    23–oh, I know. I did say I was kidding….

    Oh, and you might want to beware the oatmeal at the F&S, I do believe the wungs slipped in some beetles to drive the GRIMs bonkers.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm | Permalink
  25. Flowery Smitings wrote:

    Hello, I am in the house of Morgrool.

    It seems to me that not a single person has been sorted into Swampworthy house. Is this a mere incident of fate and luck, or is there some flaw in the mathematical system?

    Like some of my classmates in the Morgrool and Snorgswattle houses, I am participating in the Script Frenzy. I have already written… one page of text.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:25 pm | Permalink
  26. Errata wrote:

    I see. I don’t want oatmeal anyway, although I’ll be glad for it at breakfast, if nothing changes. I’m sorry, I didn’t notice that, it being only two letters. I hope you can forgive me? Anyway, what classes are there? I suppose I chiefly have sewing, knitting, and other… ‘domestic sciences,’ was it? Ah yes. ‘portable handicrafts’ too, so I suppose my crocheting would fit right in. I shall start on it immediately. But wait… Ms. Snorgswattle? May I have permission to use colors other than greys, blacks and whites? Nothing too fancy, but maybe a brown or two, and some dull reds and blues? Perhaps dull greens as well, although yellow, orange, and purple are more frivolous, so I won’t ask for those. Anyway, may I?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:28 pm | Permalink
  27. -*CTN*- wrote:

    I am in the house Snorgswattle. If I spelled it right.
    Oh, sorry, Ms. Snorgswattle. Did you just say that someone threw an orange at the board? That is certainly amusing, Ms. Snorgswattle, ha ha, you have a wonderful sense of humor. *coughs*
    And, may I wear the boy uniform? I don’t think I enjoy skirts especially.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:05 pm | Permalink
  28. Myrtle Eisversmocken wrote:

    As an INSPOO (INcorrect Spelling POlice Officer), I feel compelled to notify Miss Cocoa Pills of her spelling mistake. Miss Cocoa Pills, I believe that you have misspelled the word “diligently.”

    Ms. Snorgswattle and Mr. Morgrool both make excellent points. I shall never sleep again.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm | Permalink
  29. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    I suppose I am in Morgrool house, then. This small cubicle is my quarters, correct? *walks inside* Nice comfortable bed, clean grey sheets…What’s this? The wall desk is not equipped with paper? Why, how ought we to lean like strong young men and women if we are not provided with the proper tools for script and folley!
    *cackles…* My devious plan is going well…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:32 pm | Permalink
  30. Brown Pan wrote:

    Oh, and I misspelled “Academy.” Ah, well…

    Since I last posted, I have played an hour of tennis, and it was quite intense. I was working on footwork and racket speed, and now I am tired. Unfortunately, I cannot sleep now (though the bed looks quite comfortable), for I must eat dinner, then embark on many hours of homework.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:46 pm | Permalink
  31. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    I’m in “Swampworthy”….I am worthy of swamps? What the heck? Of course I am! Swamps aren’t the most valuable thing I am worthy of, however…

    This is stupid.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm | Permalink
  32. Carrot T Noserly CTN wrote:

    What do you do in Snorgswattle? *thinks mischief* *throws carrot* *is satisfied*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm | Permalink
  33. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Why is everyone so mischievous? Couldn’t we all agree with the GRIMs?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm | Permalink
  34. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    23(or is it 33?)-Because they lack the ability to understand that creativity and color are what makes us human.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  35. kiwimuncher wrote:

    Cheese party! *turns up music* *wears dark sunglasses*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm | Permalink
  36. KaiYves wrote:

    I’m in Snorgswattle, I think. 7+1+6 is 14 and 1+4 is 5.

    *Enters door room*

    Hmmm… needs some color. Good thing I brought my purple blanket! [Confiscated.]

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
  37. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Miss Athenian, creativity and color are not essential to humanity. I would say they are more of a hinderance, as a matter of fact.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm | Permalink
  38. kiwimuncher wrote:

    I would like to say that right now, I am both creative and colorful! *wears purple hat and lime green shirt and carries a bight red jacket* And I’m quite creative too! With this wonderful arrangement of a cheese fortress I’ve made at the cheese party! What do you say to that MR. bookworm? >:P

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm | Permalink
  39. now big and docile wrote:

    I’m a Tropp. I do wonder…do the GAPAs (Gappas) know what the blog has become?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink
  40. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ wrote:

    I am in Morgrool house, as I posted on 7:00 on the hour. Hehe! (*gets 5 for demerits for laughing*)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink
  41. SBF (BAD) wrote:

    Oh whatever, I’m “Troff,” not Tropp.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm | Permalink
  42. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Miss Muncher, I need not say anything to you. You’re post has been covered. Clearly you changed your opinions.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:42 pm | Permalink
  43. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    I gather the Muse Blog associated some importance with the number 42, and the 42nd post on a thread. This is clearly frivolous and unnecessary. The above post by myself has no special significance.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:11 pm | Permalink
  44. Miss Lovegood (LtL) wrote:

    My dear Mr. Bookworm, a responsible young gentlemen such as yourself surely realizes that double posting is frowned upon? Even more so here, than it was at that…questionable…establishment known as MuseBlog? Additionally, you should surely realize that they are all the more frowned upon when they are, almost entirely, pointless. As all good Studgers know, MuseBlog was an inferior site. However, it is not necessary to make posts doing nothing more than demeaning it, as that is not something a respectable young gentlemen or gentlewoman does.

    I trust you shall try to refrain from such things in the future.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm | Permalink
  45. kiwimuncher wrote:

    42) False! False! All false! I believe every single thing I just said! It’s the GRIMS! They’re sensoring all of my messages!

    The GRIMS and Studge in general is a bigmeanevilpigheadedfrogwithahangoverandadesiretomutilatethemindsofinnocentfunlovingmusebloggers!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:23 pm | Permalink
  46. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    44- Don’t you understand? the BUNNIES! THE BUNNIES!!!!!!!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm | Permalink
  47. Miss Lovegood (LtL) wrote:

    46–I beg your pardon? What of these bunnies? I don’t believe I mentioned bunnies in my comment. What might you be referring to?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm | Permalink
  48. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    45, 47.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm | Permalink