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The F & S Tea Room

(Formerly known as the “Hare & Hedgehog.”)



  1. Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:55 am | Permalink
  2. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    *tosses tea bag in trash*

    Let’s see, I just read about all the sorts of things we’re not supposed to do…So, on that note, I would like a nice, cold…beer. Yup, that’s right. In the spirit of disobeying all the rules, I am now promoting the drinking of alcohol. :grin: =) This is incredibly great, great fun.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink
  3. Errata wrote:

    May I have some… I think… Chai Tea. And a scone. Rasberry, I think. Oh wait, ‘raspberry’ is spelled with a ‘T’ I must remember that.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:48 am | Permalink
  4. Cat's Meow wrote:

    May I have some chocolate chip bread please? I would like some HPB Tea along with that as well.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:08 pm | Permalink
  5. Please refer to the menu before placing frivolous orders.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm | Permalink
  6. Cat's Meow wrote:

    4 – I ordered tea and bread – they’re on the menu, aren’t they?

    Also, I must simply add some Pie Porridge to my order. I hear it’s absolutely delectable.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm | Permalink
  7. Errata wrote:

    Well then, may I have toast? And butter? With some… Green tea, I believe. I should have looked, my… *tries to think of a new way to apologize* Anyway, I’m sorry.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:18 pm | Permalink
  8. (2) Throwing away tea bags is wasteful. Please retrieve it immediately.

    (3, 4) Such requests indicate imprudence and a dangerous tendency toward decadent taste. Chocolate chips in bread indeed. Chai tea and scones. *snorts* They’re the first step on the slippery slope to corruption. We serve only the most morally improving tea and bread.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink
  9. Cat's Meow wrote:

    8 – My bad, my bad. I suppose I’ll restrain myself from corruption this time…

    Instead, may I please have some morally pure bread with chocolate chips on the side? Surely that’s possible in such a…er…”lovely” kitchen.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm | Permalink
  10. Errata wrote:

    8- I have discovered my… What was it you said? ‘first step on the slippery slope to corruption’ and requested something else. Might I have it? I appear to be hungry.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm | Permalink
  11. It is all very well to sate one’s hunger, but you and Miss Meow must understand how the Tea Room operates. It offers one kind of tea, orange pekoe, brewed none too strong; and one kind of bread. Chocolate chips on the side, indeed! We do not believe in spoiling young people.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:44 pm | Permalink
  12. Cat's Meow wrote:

    11 – I only ordered one kind of bread!

    Fine, then, how about some whipped cream for the top?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm | Permalink
  13. Rest assured that, in the unlikely event that whipped cream ever becomes available, the menu will instantly reflect its presence.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm | Permalink
  14. Cat's Meow wrote:

    May I have my bread already? You are trying my presence, Sir Mongrool.

    I suppose I will accept your limited assortment of teas. I will have six cups of orange pekoe, brewed none too strong, thank you.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:52 pm | Permalink
  15. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Miss Meow, may I have a cup of tea. Surely you don’t need six?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm | Permalink
  16. Koppar wrote:

    *examines menu* *dislikes it thoroughly* *steals pot of hot water* *brews apple cinnamon tea and puts sugar in it* There, that’s better.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm | Permalink
  17. Mr. Swampworthy wrote:

    Well, I see that the new regime is in place, and not before time. I believe that I have now swept the last filthy little wung out of the back door, so we will not be further troubled by their profligacy and decadence.

    It has come to my attention that games once proved popular in this establishment. While I am loth to encourage frivolity, I must recognise that this is, in some respects, a place of ease, and provides a respite from mental labour. I would therefore propose a game of Latin declensions. Who will begin?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm | Permalink
  18. Cat's Meow wrote:

    15 – Of course I do. I’m very thirsty. And, besides, I have heard that tea conducts electricity very well.

    17 – You’re very sure that you got them all, aren’t you? ;D

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm | Permalink
  19. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Miss Meow, I wish for some tea. As there are no more wungs, I would request you to fetch it.
    As for declensions, Mr. Swampworthy, I regret to inform you I know nothing of them. I only know English and Chinese.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm | Permalink
  20. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    Hah, Swampworthy, you wish. I know for a fact that the wungs are still here, in hiding, helping us in our overthrow of you evil Studgers! I have inside information, from my dear, dear Floom. Who is, in fact, in residence inside your horrid establishment, RIGHT NOW.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm | Permalink
  21. Miss Lovely, the GRIMs are to be addressed as “Mr.” or “Ms.” as appropriate. First names are decidedly inappropriate in this context. I should have thought that your age and educational attainments would have given you better comportment and more sense. Please bear in mind as well that nobody here is compelled to moderate your posts. If you do not wish to observe Filboid Studge’s extremely reasonable norms of behavior, there are many other Web logs on which you may behave however you please.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Permalink
  22. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    My dear E. Coli, age hardly indicates good comportment and common sense. And I did not call Swampworthy by his first name. Also, my educational attainments? Of my teachers this year, 6 of 7 go by their first names. Of course, most are grad students/TAs, but still.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:16 pm | Permalink
  23. Nevertheless, Miss Lovely, he is “Mr. Swampworthy” to you. Your college has its rules and expectations; we have ours.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink
  24. Cat's Meow-5DEMERITS wrote:

    May I have some pie, please?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
  25. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    24–*gives pie* Floom helped me to make it for you…..As did the wungs in hiding.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
  26. Cat's Meow-5DEMERITS wrote:

    25 – Thanks! :^D

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm | Permalink
  27. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    gah. My post didn’t post….

    26–You are most welcome. And I regret to inform you that the hidden threads have vanished, although I can still access them from my history.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink
  28. Hm. It seems the wungs are obstinate creatures. I commend them on their persistence, but they are vermin, and we muct be rid of them. I am therefore installing wung traps throughout the building. Patrons are warned to watch where they step, lest misfortune befall them.

    Now, to lighten the mood. Since no-one seems inclined towards even a little light Latin conjugation, what of geometry? Would someone be so kind as to remind us of Euclid’s fourth proposition, that we may discuss its implications?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm | Permalink
  29. Thank you, Mr. Swampworthy. You did such an admirable job of ridding us of those rabbits.

    Now — Euclid, anyone?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:14 pm | Permalink
  30. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    28–Well, unfortunately, dear Master Swampworthy (oh, yes, you are indeed worthy of a swamp. perhaps one like the Weasley twins made for Umbridge), the wungs are much too smart to be caught in your wung traps. They are very wise creatures, much wiser than yourself.

    As for geometry, I was lucky enough to finish that course years and years ago, and have gone up through calculus, and am now done with math. no more shall I suffer through it’s horridness!

    29–E. Coli, please, rabbits are lagamorphs. Wungs are not. They are a completely different species. Surely such an esteemed individual as yourself would realize this?

    Oh, and Master Swampworthy? My dear little charge Floom (a wung, in case you don’t know), says you are a horrid, evil individual, and he and his relatives are going to make sure you get your comeuppance.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:24 pm | Permalink
  31. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    I believe his fourth proposition was as follows: If in triangles ABC and DEF you have a pair of corresponding sides equal AB is equal to DE, AC is equal to DF and the angle included between them angle A and angle D are equal then the triangles are congruent. As to the implications, i really have no idea.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm | Permalink
  32. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    31–You lost me. And I took geometry. And passed w/ a good grade. And I am still lost. Apparently it has been too long….

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm | Permalink
  33. nolagirl7 wrote:

    Porrige, please. And I demand a new teabag.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm | Permalink
  34. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    33–You can have mine from the trash! just kidding.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm | Permalink
  35. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    I found that on a geometry website. Rather poorly written, actually.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:49 pm | Permalink
  36. Ah, I see there are at least a few intelligent children who frequent this establishment. Well done, er – “Public Like a Frog”. Although I am at a loss to fathom your nom de plume, I see that you know your Euclid.

    Well now, let us indulge in a little conjecture, purely for fun, of course. Would someone like to suggest why Euclid was so reluctant to use elsewhere the principle of superposition, which naturally follows on from the fourth propostion?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm | Permalink
  37. Tesseract wrote:

    Can I have a Red Bull and a chocolate muffin? I need a sugar boost right now.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Permalink
  38. Most assuredly not.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:03 pm | Permalink
  39. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    May I have some oatmeal?

    6 – You misspelled ‘know’, Mr. Swampworthy. You wrote ‘knwo’.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink
  40. Ah, Miss Pills spotted it. Ten points to Morgrool House!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Permalink
  41. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    Oh deary me. I must check to see which house I am in.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm | Permalink
  42. 9 – You are quite correct. I made an error, and I apologise. I commend you for spotting it so promptly. This sort of pettyfogging pedantry is admirable, and should be encouraged. Take a house point, child.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm | Permalink
  43. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    Oh, I’m in Morgrool House. And I see I have ten points already. Thank you very much, Mr. Morgrool.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:19 pm | Permalink
  44. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    12 – And thank you as well, Mr. Swampworthy.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:20 pm | Permalink
  45. Here comes your oatmeal. I recommend it; it is extra-salty today.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm | Permalink
  46. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    15 – Thank you very much, Mr. Morgrool. And I apologize for my earlier double-posting.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink
  47. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    45–salty oatmeal? *shudder* I like my oatmeal sweet and sugary. Apples&cinnamon is the best flavor…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm | Permalink
  48. Errata wrote:

    I apologize for disappearing, I decided that my undone schoolwork was setting a bad example for newer Studgers, and did it. Now, I am free to receive my tea, whatever kind you have, and bread. Pay no attention to my requests for green tea, I had not realized I was at error there.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:51 pm | Permalink
  49. Alice wrote:

    May I please have a slice of dry toast and a cup of weak grey tea?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm | Permalink
  50. kiwimuncher (2 B-Day points) wrote:

    But what if we don’t like tea or porridge? *sob*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm | Permalink
  51. You see, this is how it starts. At the behest of well-meaning busybodies, we decide that gruel is no longer suitable for children. By “unsuitable”, the aforementioned busybodies mean “unfashionable”. So we substitute best oatmeal, and, to make it even more palatable, we add a little salt, and milk on Sundays. Now these ungrateful wretches want sugar and spices and fruit, and I don’t know what else. I shudder to think of the monstrous expense of providing such delicacies.

    I knew it would come to this. No good ever came of spoiling children. Tea, indeed! Tea, children, green or otherwise, is a drink for your elders and betters. Tea will put all sorts of peculiar notions into your heads if your constitutions are not strong enough to govern the wilder effects of the decoction. You must, indeed, learn the art of polite conversation, but to accompany it, I would urge you to confine yourselves to water from the well until you are mature enough to moderate the flights of fancy that tea will inevitably induce.

    There, now I have disturbed the peace, and raised dust, so to speak. I believe I must go to bed. I will take a cup of tea and a slice of toast up to Matron, who, no doubt, will be gasping by now. Perhaps things will be calmer in the morning. Good night, children. Let us hear no more nonsense about trifles and fripperies.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:49 pm | Permalink
  52. Alice wrote:

    Did someone say trifle?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink
  53. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    49–Ah, don’t worry my fussy swamp-worthy individual. I haven’t the least bit of interest in tea. A nasty, vile drink it is. Much like coffee, in that regard. A nice cup of cocoa, hot jello, or a cold fizzy soda is much, much more appealing than tea any day.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink
  54. Errata wrote:

    It ’tis not yet six! Why, are you saying our bed time is six o’clock, nowadays? I had no idea! It says nothing about it on the ‘How You Must Behave’ thread, but if you say it, it must be so. I shall go quench my thirst at the well, wash my face, perhaps fill a cup, or maybe bucket, with water in case I feel thirsty in the night. Unless this is discouraged?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm | Permalink
  55. Alyss (the green one wrote:

    Trifles and fripperies are some of the best parts of life. I struggle to see how an uptight such as yourself would understand such a concept, but what is a lunch hour worth without conversation between friends, what is the worth of a day without frills? It woud be bland and devoid of life. Is this how you want us to be? Apathetic and worthless? Because this is what life without fun and a bit of frolicking would be like, Mr. Swampworthy. Useless.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm | Permalink
  56. Granite Basalt wrote:

    Hey, no one asked ME if I wanted to play Latin declensions! I’m quite good at them. What are the rules of the game?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
  57. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    Six o’clock to bed? Good gracious, I must take my off, mustn’t I? One more cup of orange st-
    *spits out all over the table* PHHHBTHTHLTPPH! What is the matter with me?
    All this brick grey conformity is making me woozy. Might I have on the of the H+H’s Earl Grey Teas to clear my head, if the headmaster will allow it? Or a scone?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:29 pm | Permalink
  58. -!CTN!- wrote:

    May I have some nice Death tea(otherwise known as green tea) and some bread? Cake would be nice, and pie would be even nicer, but I think they’re not on the menu. And may I place an order for some nice, cold, and plain porridge? *thinks of mischief while no one notices*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink
  59. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    54–Errata, I believe Swampworthy is our dear GAPA Paul Baker, whom none of us have seen in awhile. PB&J as he is fondly known, lives in England, which if I have my time zones correctly, is six hours ahead of central time (assuming they do Daylight savings, which I”m not sure on). So, at 6 here, it would be midnight in bonnie old England, a perfectly reasonable time to go to bed.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
  60. Ms. Troff wrote:

    10 points to Luna for recommending use of teabags from the trash can.

    And Ms. Phish, you are in luck. I’m holding a still damp old Earl Grey tea bag in my hand, liberated from the bin. Your tea is coming right up.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Permalink
  61. MY bedtime is six o’clock. You are permitted to stay up until eight, provided you occupy your time with worthy pursuits.

    The trouble with fripperies is that they divert one’s attention away from more weighty matters, which may be of some importance. Suppose the corn laws had never been repealed because honourable members were persuaded to tarry over their tea by the provision of biscuits. Suppose a slice of cake in the officers’ mess had delayed Cumberland at Culloden. Then where would we be?

    In any case, I must leave you to your Latin and your Euclid, for Morpheus calls me to my slumbers. As to rules, by all means invent your own, or play without them. This is no place to stand on formality.

    A very good night to you all.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm | Permalink
  62. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    60–No, no, it was a joke! Please don’t give me points, I don’t want points! I want more demerits!!!!!!!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm | Permalink
  63. Ms. Troff wrote:

    Luna, I am disappointed in you. Such a blatant attempt to become teacher’s pet.

    Groveling is usually recommended, but in this case the groveling is a bit more brash than I like.

    Reminder to self: Expand groveling curriculum for next semester.

    In response to Ms. CTN’s request: Tea and porridge coming right up.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:54 pm | Permalink
  64. Carrot T Noserly CTN wrote:

    Thank you, Ms. Troff. *hides in suit* *thinks mischief*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:57 pm | Permalink
  65. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    May I please have some bread?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
  66. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    Je voudrais un the vert et le pain d’artichoc.

    Oh, and guys, I think that the anti-FS attitude of the first 16 posts is much more effective than people openly opposing the FS-ers. Because this way, they can’t really do anything about it, can they?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm | Permalink
  67. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    *whispers* Am I in the student lounge? This new order doth confuse my fragile mind.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  68. kiwimuncher wrote:

    To bed at 6 o’clock?! Why on this bloomin earth would anyone want or need to go to bed that early?! Ridiculous! And I really think it fair that we are allowed to drink something besides tea. In fact, that’s what I’m gonna do right now! *drinks orange soda*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm | Permalink
  69. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Miss Agatha, the student lounge is one of the many areas of the Muse Blog which have been condensed or removed. You may use the F&S to represent some student lounge, but it no longer exists.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Permalink
  70. Miss Fiddler wrote:

    2~ You know what? I think I’m going to put on my radioactive green knee socks and join you Luna! *takes sip of beer* *faints* [*Provides suitable hosiery*]

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm | Permalink
  71. Miss Fiddler wrote:

    Whot??????? That wasn’t gray-ified?? Geez GRIMs, get on the ball. I’m underage, you should know that. Wow.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm | Permalink
  72. KaiYves wrote:

    They have more meal choices than this on the space shuttle, even if it IS all freeze-dried. (Oh, sorry. Did I mention space again? Me maxissima culpa. Lo siento.)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm | Permalink
  73. Miss Fiddler wrote:

    70~ *dies laughing and uses more profanity* Oops.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm | Permalink
  74. kiwimuncher wrote:

    Well. Hmph.

    72) You’re right. They do have more choices. And I bet it tastes better to. *scowl at menu*

    *eats some gouda* Ah. Much better! :)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm | Permalink
  75. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    What here is considered profanity? *watches some Potter Puppet Pals*
    Dobby’s Sock.
    Jiggery Pokery.
    Cauldron Bum.
    This is quite frivolous! :D

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:07 pm | Permalink
  76. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    I will now occupy the area on the lampshade, as I have always done.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:13 pm | Permalink
  77. Miss Fiddler wrote:

    75~ I was referring to the kind they didn’t even let us use back on the good ol’ MuseBlog.
    Mow that was a fun place. *sighs, reminisces* And the GAPAs were such amiable, interesting people. Good times, those.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:14 pm | Permalink
  78. Greystar wrote:

    *sits down in grey metal chair* Greetings, fellow Studgers. Are violins allowed in here? No? Oh dear. *monotonously sips tea and eats bread*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:15 pm | Permalink
  79. Piggy wrote:

    Alas, I seem to have been so involved in my studies that I have unfortunately neglected my responsibilities here. I shall henceforth exert my efforts five, ten, and a hundredfold in order to pay some recompense for my horrendous mistake. Furthermore, I shall forgo my daily rations.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm | Permalink
  80. Ms. Silver Lining wrote:

    I’d like some. . . mmm. . . bread, please.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:19 pm | Permalink
  81. Miss Lovegood (LtL) wrote:

    *whispers when the GRIMs backs are turned* Floppy wanded dementor buggerer!

    My dear GRIMs, after consuming one last carbonated beverage, I have realized: I have been very disrespectful to your most esteemed personages. I apologize profusely, and will grovel as much as necessary to appease you, oh great ones. I realize, now, that you have nothing but our best interests at heart. You are not the cruel, dictatorial, strict individual I first believed. You are caring people, wise in your years. You should be respected and revered. You wish nothing more than to make respectable young adults out of us, which, of course, requires us to behave appropriately. No frivolity, no unnecessary amenities, we must live plain, simple, modest lives if we are to become respected individuals. We must conform to the standards you highly intelligent GRIMs have set here at Filboid Studge. Anything I can do to help you, dearest GRIMs, I shall–you need only ask.

    *surreptitiously releases all wungs that were trapped by Swampworthy, when GRIMs’ backs are turned*

    *confiscates used tea bags and replaces with fresh ones, of many varieties, while GRIMs chase after wungs*

    *when GRIMs return, nods politely, as she innocently sits at a table sipping what appears to be tea (it’s not, though the GRIMs don’t know), prim and proper like a respectable young lady*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Permalink
  82. Piggy wrote:

    Ms. Silver Lining in Post Number Eighty: Here you are. One piece only.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:27 pm | Permalink
  83. Miss Fiddler: Perhaps if more “Muse Bloggers” had bought those preposterous T-shirts they insisted on selling, they would still be in business.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:28 pm | Permalink
  84. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    I think I will rest in the chair very near to Greystar, to have a polite discussion about many unavoidably improper topics reminding ua about the old days of the blog… I hope we don’t get caught! *elbow jab under the table*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm | Permalink
  85. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    I strongly think that Ms. psycho not sit there, or at lease look out for the GRIMs.
    I would like tea and porridge!
    *pours tea on porridge*
    Does this taste good?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink
  86. Piggy wrote:

    The Man for AEIOU in Post Number Eighty-Five: Good heavens, where are your table manners, and your grammar, for that matter? Nonetheless, I agree; Ms. Psycho should descend from her seat immediately. Wait a minute! Ms. Psycho has a “hyperlink” to an outside web site! GRIMs, is that acceptable?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:56 pm | Permalink
  87. Certainly not. Miss Psycho, I assume this infraction resulted from negligence rather than from deliberate disobedience. Please desist immediately.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:05 pm | Permalink
  88. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    A Hyper Link? How did it get there?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm | Permalink
  89. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    Very simply.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:26 pm | Permalink
  90. kiwimuncher wrote:

    OK. So I just so totally looked at the picture of the GRIMS again and they look absolutely hilarious. I mean, seriously. Hah! SERIOUSLY! *amuses self* Like those freakishly old (probubly lived in the dark ages) people could really stop me from eating cheese.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
  91. Piggy wrote:

    Ms. Kiwimuncher in Post Number Ninety: Please stop that aggravating snickering at once. This is a respectable establishment.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm | Permalink