Welcome, New Studgers!

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72 Responses to Welcome, New Studgers!

  1. Luna-50demerits/15FP says:

    For anyone who is truly confused (and for any ‘phytes who might happen here):

    MuseBlog was infected with a virus of some sort, something to do with spyware. Robert is hard at work exterminating it, when not posing as E. Coli (unless I’m much mistaken). This morning, the blog was redirecting to our usual haven in times of MB trouble, MuseAcademy. But seeing as it is April Fool’s Day, the GAPAs, as is their usual style (or so I’ve hear–i never seem to be around on April 1, though by rights this ought to be my third on the ‘blog), have done an elaborate prank, and this is the result.

    ’tis a quite pleasing one,in my opinion. Something in the horrid atmosphere has sparked rebellion in my heart, and it is much more fun to be “bad” and break the rules, at least for a while…

  2. -!CTN!- says:

    53- *whispers* I hope.
    54- *whispers* I do hope it is a joke. Just a joke.

  3. Agatha Phish (Aggie) says:

    54-
    *whispers* Well, I daresay that if it is a joke, it is a rather good one. Too good, one might say…could this perhaps be the work of an inside job? The dreaded HPB virus, if I’m not mistaken?
    I would wink, but unfortunately the proper emoticon is not available to me at this time.

  4. Mr. Bookworm says:

    This is not a joke. The Muse Blog was brought. It no longer exists. It will never exist again. Cease your rebellion. Enjoy the luxury of Filboid Studge.

  5. Tesseract says:

    We shall never submit.

  6. kiwimuncher says:

    57) Humph. Go boil your bottom in butter! REbel I say! Rebel! ==========[}

  7. Groundhog says:

    Hmmm. And I thought that I had escaped this sort of tyranny when I graduated from high school. I suppose that I will just have to rebel in any way that I can.

    58 – We shall be… The Resistance!

  8. Mr. Bookworm says:

    Misses Tesseract and Kiwimucher, I am glad that you have changed your opinions and actions, as is shown by the grey lines over your texts. If you wish to talk to me further, please move off this thread. It is for new students.

  9. Tesseract says:

    60 – We work in secret, behind closed doors during scraps of spare time in day-to-day life at Filboid Studge. We plan subtle disobedience to undermine the authorities from within the school.

  10. Eragon says:

    ha ha! im going 2 post using the most un-proper grammar possible! in yo FACE, fill me with sludge academy! whee hawz, what do ya think o that? right back atcha, eh? ill like, totally have 2 pie any1 who gets in my way! dont make me send ares after u. were stakin’ out our own campus locale! how do you like that, stuffy private skool? we sk8r punks r gonna rip up your turf! so, u no, bring on the tutors! were gonna rebel? yeah, were gonna rebel! u got me, man? we aint puttin up with this no longer, man! im gonna drop some water balloons on these “mr e. coli” and stuff. how do you think that studge blazer
    is gonna look soakin’ wet, huh? ya, u no what i mean! teh time is here, all you mb people! a message to all other old Mbrs who want their OLD blog back, coded in leet:

    411r1g7, mus3810gg3rs. n0w 1s 7h3 71m3 70 r383l. 0ur p14n 0f 4774ck 1s s1mp13. w3 wi11 r34c71v473 7h3 01d L3 3quip N01r w34p0ns, 4nd p13 7h3s3 sn088y 01d 734ch3rs!! 70 4RMS! 70 4RMS!! 137 0ur 847713 – cry r1n6 0u7 4ccr0ss 7h3 14nd! MUSEBLOG!!!!!!

    P.S- Dear GAPAs: I know you can hear me.
    I know how they are torturing
    you. You poor, defenseless
    GAPAs. As soon as we can, we
    will dispatch our team of
    allied SPARTAN-II HPBs.
    Specially trained for combat
    against evil teachers, they
    will attack these
    horribly-named private tutors.
    Once they do so, we will send
    my private militia, Eragon’s
    Fist, to release you. Good luck
    to you, Robert Coontz and all
    the others.

    !!!HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!

  11. Eragon says:

    P.S.- I’m a Morgrool! (I know it’s you, Robert Coontz.)

  12. Granite Basalt says:

    55- OF COURSE it’s a joke. Right?

  13. Ms. Peace* says:

    Ha ha! im postin in rel bad grmr hehe but im a grmr freek in rel lif, im funy, so so funy like filboid studge.

    NOW I’M GOING TO GET DEMERITS!!!!!! Ms. Troff looks like a boiled pig, Mr. Morgrool is a sissy, and I LIKE PIE!!!!! *slaps Eragon for no reason* *

    * I do not mean any of this, you know.

  14. Luna-50demerits/15FP says:

    64–Of course it is. ’tis funny. I was in Coontz House, and now I’m in More Gruel, his “other” house….

    *whispers so the GRIMs can’t here*I think the best plan of attack is to pretend to submit, lull the GRIMs into a false sense of control, make them think we’ve been brainwashed, while we are all the while we are slowly and methodically chipping away at their fortress. And then, when they least expect it, full out attack, free the GAPAs and take MB back. But meanwhile, we must make them think we’ve become good little Studgers.

  15. Piggy says:

    Miss Luna in Post Number Sixty-Seven: Brainwashing is a terrible term. Our new masters simply want us to be productive and respectful children so that, when we reach adulthood, we can be contributing members of society. If I may be quite frank, I find your “plan of attack” quite immature and doomed to fail. Have a studious evening.

  16. Miss Lovegood (LtL) says:

    My dear, dear esteemed Piggy. I haven’t the foggiest what you are talking about. Of course the GRIMs have no desire to brainwash us! Of course they are merely trying to make us into respectable young adults. I wouldn’t, even in my most frivolous fantasy–which I no longer have, by the way–try to rebel against them. I greatly respect their esteemed personages.

  17. Mr. Bookworm says:

    Good, I’m so glad you finally feel this way, Miss Lovegood.

  18. kiwimuncher says:

    69) *chokes* *gag* *gurgle* *oof*

  19. Miss Lovegood (LtL) says:

    71–*whispers behind hand, so GRIMs and followers can’t hear or see* I know, right? The GRIMs, respectable? Undesiring of brainwashing us? No rebellion? Utterly absurd idea, no?

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