The F & S Tea Room

(Formerly known as the “Hare & Hedgehog.”)

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91 Responses to The F & S Tea Room

  1. Ms. Troff says:

    10 points to Luna for recommending use of teabags from the trash can.

    And Ms. Phish, you are in luck. I’m holding a still damp old Earl Grey tea bag in my hand, liberated from the bin. Your tea is coming right up.

  2. MY bedtime is six o’clock. You are permitted to stay up until eight, provided you occupy your time with worthy pursuits.

    The trouble with fripperies is that they divert one’s attention away from more weighty matters, which may be of some importance. Suppose the corn laws had never been repealed because honourable members were persuaded to tarry over their tea by the provision of biscuits. Suppose a slice of cake in the officers’ mess had delayed Cumberland at Culloden. Then where would we be?

    In any case, I must leave you to your Latin and your Euclid, for Morpheus calls me to my slumbers. As to rules, by all means invent your own, or play without them. This is no place to stand on formality.

    A very good night to you all.

  3. Luna-50demerits/15FP says:

    60–No, no, it was a joke! Please don’t give me points, I don’t want points! I want more demerits!!!!!!!

  4. Ms. Troff says:

    Luna, I am disappointed in you. Such a blatant attempt to become teacher’s pet.

    Groveling is usually recommended, but in this case the groveling is a bit more brash than I like.

    Reminder to self: Expand groveling curriculum for next semester.

    In response to Ms. CTN’s request: Tea and porridge coming right up.

  5. Carrot T Noserly CTN says:

    Thank you, Ms. Troff. *hides in suit* *thinks mischief*

  6. Mr. Bookworm says:

    May I please have some bread?

  7. AthenianPsycho says:

    Je voudrais un the vert et le pain d’artichoc.

    Oh, and guys, I think that the anti-FS attitude of the first 16 posts is much more effective than people openly opposing the FS-ers. Because this way, they can’t really do anything about it, can they?

  8. Agatha Phish (Aggie) says:

    *whispers* Am I in the student lounge? This new order doth confuse my fragile mind.

  9. kiwimuncher says:

    To bed at 6 o’clock?! Why on this bloomin earth would anyone want or need to go to bed that early?! Ridiculous! And I really think it fair that we are allowed to drink something besides tea. In fact, that’s what I’m gonna do right now! *drinks orange soda*

  10. Mr. Bookworm says:

    Miss Agatha, the student lounge is one of the many areas of the Muse Blog which have been condensed or removed. You may use the F&S to represent some student lounge, but it no longer exists.

  11. Miss Fiddler says:

    2~ You know what? I think I’m going to put on my radioactive green knee socks and join you Luna! *takes sip of beer* *faints* [*Provides suitable hosiery*]

  12. Miss Fiddler says:

    Whot??????? That wasn’t gray-ified?? Geez GRIMs, get on the ball. I’m underage, you should know that. Wow.

  13. KaiYves says:

    They have more meal choices than this on the space shuttle, even if it IS all freeze-dried. (Oh, sorry. Did I mention space again? Me maxissima culpa. Lo siento.)

  14. Miss Fiddler says:

    70~ *dies laughing and uses more profanity* Oops.

  15. kiwimuncher says:

    Well. Hmph.

    72) You’re right. They do have more choices. And I bet it tastes better to. *scowl at menu*

    *eats some gouda* Ah. Much better! :)

  16. Agatha Phish (Aggie) says:

    What here is considered profanity? *watches some Potter Puppet Pals*
    Dobby’s Sock.
    Jiggery Pokery.
    Cauldron Bum.
    This is quite frivolous! :D

  17. AthenianPsycho says:

    I will now occupy the area on the lampshade, as I have always done.

  18. Miss Fiddler says:

    75~ I was referring to the kind they didn’t even let us use back on the good ol’ MuseBlog.
    Mow that was a fun place. *sighs, reminisces* And the GAPAs were such amiable, interesting people. Good times, those.

  19. Greystar says:

    *sits down in grey metal chair* Greetings, fellow Studgers. Are violins allowed in here? No? Oh dear. *monotonously sips tea and eats bread*

  20. Piggy says:

    Alas, I seem to have been so involved in my studies that I have unfortunately neglected my responsibilities here. I shall henceforth exert my efforts five, ten, and a hundredfold in order to pay some recompense for my horrendous mistake. Furthermore, I shall forgo my daily rations.

  21. Ms. Silver Lining says:

    I’d like some. . . mmm. . . bread, please.

  22. Miss Lovegood (LtL) says:

    *whispers when the GRIMs backs are turned* Floppy wanded dementor buggerer!

    My dear GRIMs, after consuming one last carbonated beverage, I have realized: I have been very disrespectful to your most esteemed personages. I apologize profusely, and will grovel as much as necessary to appease you, oh great ones. I realize, now, that you have nothing but our best interests at heart. You are not the cruel, dictatorial, strict individual I first believed. You are caring people, wise in your years. You should be respected and revered. You wish nothing more than to make respectable young adults out of us, which, of course, requires us to behave appropriately. No frivolity, no unnecessary amenities, we must live plain, simple, modest lives if we are to become respected individuals. We must conform to the standards you highly intelligent GRIMs have set here at Filboid Studge. Anything I can do to help you, dearest GRIMs, I shall–you need only ask.

    *surreptitiously releases all wungs that were trapped by Swampworthy, when GRIMs’ backs are turned*

    *confiscates used tea bags and replaces with fresh ones, of many varieties, while GRIMs chase after wungs*

    *when GRIMs return, nods politely, as she innocently sits at a table sipping what appears to be tea (it’s not, though the GRIMs don’t know), prim and proper like a respectable young lady*

  23. Piggy says:

    Ms. Silver Lining in Post Number Eighty: Here you are. One piece only.

  24. Agatha Phish (Aggie) says:

    I think I will rest in the chair very near to Greystar, to have a polite discussion about many unavoidably improper topics reminding ua about the old days of the blog… I hope we don’t get caught! *elbow jab under the table*

  25. The Man For Aeiou says:

    I strongly think that Ms. psycho not sit there, or at lease look out for the GRIMs.
    I would like tea and porridge!
    *pours tea on porridge*
    Does this taste good?

  26. Piggy says:

    The Man for AEIOU in Post Number Eighty-Five: Good heavens, where are your table manners, and your grammar, for that matter? Nonetheless, I agree; Ms. Psycho should descend from her seat immediately. Wait a minute! Ms. Psycho has a “hyperlink” to an outside web site! GRIMs, is that acceptable?

  27. Mr. Bookworm says:

    A Hyper Link? How did it get there?

  28. AthenianPsycho says:

    Very simply.

  29. kiwimuncher says:

    OK. So I just so totally looked at the picture of the GRIMS again and they look absolutely hilarious. I mean, seriously. Hah! SERIOUSLY! *amuses self* Like those freakishly old (probubly lived in the dark ages) people could really stop me from eating cheese.

  30. Piggy says:

    Ms. Kiwimuncher in Post Number Ninety: Please stop that aggravating snickering at once. This is a respectable establishment.

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