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ATTENTION, Studgeophytes!

As you know, Filboid Studge and Studge Academy operate on a principle of “early to bed, early to rise.” Consequently, this Web log will be going offline at 9:30 (Studge time) tonight.

Tomorrow you may expect a 5:30 a.m. reveille, followed by vigorous calisthenics, a bracing cold shower, and porridge in the refectory.