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This was written by Mr. Ekoeli Morgrool. Posted on Sunday, March 29, 2009, at 10:28 am. Filed under Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

18 Comments

  1. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    But there’s only one emoticon!!!!! (I think)

    :evil: Hello, I’m new here! I like alcohol, drugs, and tobacco.

    :idea: I am wearing jeans!!!! And a shirt with…a logo!

    :grin: I’m wearing accessories with spikes!

    :wink: I’m chewing gum!

    :cry: im not yewsing full sentces or splling or grmmr or puncshewashun it is overrated i like chatspeak or 1337 speek ths is fun

    :roll: I am a respectable member of House Morgrool, and I am going to ban all you other naughty emoticons for inappropriate conduct!!!!!!!!

    [omg, this is so much fun.....]

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:17 am | Permalink
  2. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    What, the eye rolling emoticon is so despicably un-Studgey that it doesn’t show up on my end as anything except the box with a question that appears when an image isn’t viewable?????? :lol: (lol smiley)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:18 am | Permalink
  3. Cat's Meow wrote:

    Where are all of the Studge-econs located? I can’t seem to find them. :(

    :) :o :x :idea:

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm | Permalink
  4. Errata wrote:

    I cannot either. Please excuse me if I do not take part.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink
  5. The Old King's Bard wrote:

    :) Once, there was a Studge.
    :) And he liked to throw pie.
    :) But sadly, the Studge was given 500 demerits for doing so.
    :) And so the Studge learned his lesson from his punishment and never threw pie again.
    :) *throws pie*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm | Permalink
  6. Vixen's Moon wrote:

    :D This is Anna.
    :D was a very bad girl.
    :D liked to listen to loud punk music.
    :D was straight edge and hung out with boys.
    :D stayed out late at night.
    :D ’s favorite colour was black.
    :D wore black and green lipstick.
    :D was a vegan.
    :D liked to dance wildly.
    :D loved her parents, but they were very concerned.
    :D was sent to Studge Acedemy.
    :D is avery proper young woman.
    :D likes chamber music that doesn’t have feeling.
    :D eats meat and potatoes and gravy.
    :D doesn’t think anymore.
    :D doesn’t remember her name.
    :D wants to be a housewife.
    :D doesn’t think she’s good enough to be a housewife.
    :D thinks that she must be thinner.
    :D never smiles anymore.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:48 pm | Permalink
  7. Alice wrote:

    :D I like to have fun, eat cake, and throw pie!
    :evil: For that you shall be placed in the dungeon and made to subsist on the leftovers of other students’ meals. Fortunately you won’t starve, since the food is so unappetizing no one ever finishes! Unfortunately, you might rather starve than eat.
    :| I like to get up at 4 AM, write lines, and my taste buds don’t work.
    :evil: Good work, :| ! For that, you get to write more lines!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:46 pm | Permalink
  8. Alice wrote:

    WHOA, they’re all the same!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:47 pm | Permalink
  9. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    :) There once was a hot pink bunny. then he was sent to Studge Academy. Now this is the HPB: :idea:

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm | Permalink
  10. Cocoa Pills wrote:

    :idea: I am a bunny. Fear me.
    :| I am well-disciplined enough to ignore fear as I see fit.
    :idea: Oh, pooh. *leaves*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink
  11. -!CTN!- wrote:

    :( This is Jenny.
    :( was a naughty girl.
    :( liked to go on the computer all day.
    :( liked to pelt people with pie.
    :( liked to be happy.
    :( laughed alot .
    :( was in Muse Academy.
    :( liked to diss Mr. Joe.
    :( made no sense.
    :( threw lots of oranges.
    :( was very hyper.
    :( was sent to Studge Academy.
    :( is a very quiet young lady.
    :( is not annoying anymore.
    :( is logical.
    :( is unfeeling.
    :( attends classes all day long.
    :( does not have any emotions.
    :( has no wants or anything of the sort.
    :( has no sense of humor.
    :( never says anything anymore.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm | Permalink
  12. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. wrote:

    :) *sigh* I suppose I must conform to the many strict and civil animosities that this school requires.
    :D NO! REBEL! REBEL!
    ( At this point, :D is promptly rapped over the hand with a grey ruler and falls silent.)
    :idea: (looks around)     Well. I suppose my work here is done.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm | Permalink
  13. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    This is the most remarkably bizzare thing I have ever seen…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm | Permalink
  14. kiwimuncher wrote:

    WHoa-ho! How did you get that scarily serious smilie to be bunnified?!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm | Permalink
  15. Eragon wrote:

    You just do this: :-idea-:

    :idea:

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm | Permalink
  16. Greystar wrote:

    :grin: Yay! I’m having so much fun!
    :mad: Fun is against the Studge rules. As punishment, you will be messily devoured by HPBs.
    :grin: :arrow: :sad: Aw.
    :idea: :idea: :idea: *nomnomnom*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm | Permalink
  17. Greystar wrote:

    Hey, they’re all neutral smileys except the arrow! And the intended HPBs were just purple neutrals!

    Well, in that case, we’ll have to revert to the old-fashioned way:

    :? Hey, why are we old-fashioned text smileys?
    8O It’s the end of the world! HALP!
    B) Chill out, dude. The end of the world isn’t cool.
    :? Well, I must admit they’re better than being :neutral: . At least now we can express emotion.
    8O Oh noes! The GRIMs are going to kill us!
    B) GRIMs aren’t cool. Dude.
    :? Is there anything you think IS cool?
    B) Yeah, dude. Like, totally.
    :? What is it?
    B) Me, dude.
    :? …
    8O …

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:06 pm | Permalink
  18. Greystar wrote:

    Cake. Let me try again:

    :S Hey, why are we old-fashioned text smileys?
    80 It’s the end of the world! HALP!
    B) Chill out, dude. The end of the world isn’t cool.
    :S Well, I must admit they’re better than being :neutral: . At least now we can express emotion.
    80 Oh noes! The GRIMs are going to kill us!
    B) GRIMs aren’t cool. Dude.
    :S Is there anything you think IS cool?
    B) Yeah, dude. Like, totally.
    :S What is it?
    B) Me, dude.
    :S …
    80 …

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:10 pm | Permalink