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  1. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    I suppose I must be a new Studger, despite being an old MBer. And I seem to perhaps be the first of the new Studgers….And to be monopolizing all the threads…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink
  2. Errata wrote:

    But what happened to my post? It vanished!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 11:51 am | Permalink
  3. Cat's Meow wrote:

    1 – I would suspect that many MuseBloggers haven’t found their way to the Muse Academy Blog, and therefore to StudgeBlog.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm | Permalink
  4. Errata wrote:

    Well, anyway, I welcome Cat’s Meow, and throw many Pies at them. Instruction Pies, with words written on them, so they’re constructive.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:14 pm | Permalink
  5. I-Man wrote:

    Hello, all!

    I am still rather confused by it all, and thus I will be rather… I don’t know, some word for conservative.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:53 pm | Permalink
  6. Luna the Lovely wrote:

    3–No, no. When you even so much as type “” even without the /blog, it redirects here. I tried for fun.

    I am the first Studger!! Hip-hip, hurrah! With first posts on all thread but one (nasty GRIM posted first)!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm | Permalink
  7. Cat's Meow wrote:

    6 – Yeah, but if you type, like I normally would, it still takes you to http://museacademy.wordpress.comblog/

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:27 pm | Permalink
  8. bookgirl_me wrote:

    Whee, I’m here… Oh, for the house determination, do you count the europen times or the american ones ? Since I first posted at 1:23 p.m. (american time) or 13:23 (american time written the austrian way) or 8:28 (austrian time written the american way) or 20:28 (austrian time written the austrian way). 1 would be Swampworthy, 2 would be Snorgswattle, 3 would be Snorgswattle as well and 4 would be Morgrool. I guess that means I’m “anything but Troff” and confused.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm | Permalink
  9. Ebeth wrote:

    I think i’m too busy laughing to conform to proper English and good manners and find my nice blouse.

    God, all i want to do now is start a punk band. Propriety is dangerous.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink
  10. Comment 8: Calculations are based on the time as it appears above the new Studger’s first comment.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  11. Cat's Meow wrote:

    9 – prpr englsh iz 4 sisiez.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  12. Mind your language, young lady! Five demerits.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  13. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    I appear to be a new Studger.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm | Permalink
  14. Cat's Meow wrote:

    12 – bt 5 iz sch an oddd #. i can haz 6, plz?

    13 – wlcom, yo. -pis-

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:47 pm | Permalink
  15. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Pis? Miss Meow, are you aware of what that is with only another additional S attached on the end?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 1:58 pm | Permalink
  16. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    15–That just makes it all the more funny. I am laughing hysterically….

    I have proudly earned 50 demerits.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm | Permalink
  17. Cat's Meow wrote:

    15 – Yeah, I thought of that right after I submitted it. It was suppose to be pi, as in pie, plural, but I suppose that didn’t work too well. O.o

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink
  18. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    15–I knew what you meant….I did a double take, as I read it the other way first, than I realized exactly what you were doing…

    I think I am getting myself in trouble with the GRIMs. It’s hard to say whether they are truly mad at me, or if the GAPAs are just having as much fun with their role as I am mine, and are teasing as much as I am….

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm | Permalink
  19. Cat's Meow-5DEMERITS wrote:

    Can I give myself demerits? 5 is really a repulsive number. 6 is even, 7 is lucky, and 9 is square – why can I not have one of those?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm | Permalink
  20. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    19–I would share mine with you, but I’m quite proud of the large number I have achieved. Do something naughty, and I’m sure the GRIMs will give you more.

    For instances, I’m wearing jeans, have notes on my hand, scribbled on my laptop in sharpie, and two kokopelli’s on my laptop in sharpie, am wearing a hairtie on my wrist, and accessory (a watch), a bright colored shirt, and am eating McDonalds (complete with carbonated beverage). Oh, and I’m slouching.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm | Permalink
  21. Syllabub wrote:

    I feel bad for any phytes that try to join MuseBlog today. And it’s really bothering me that I can use emoticons!!! But I could just do them the old-fashioned way….


    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink
  22. Syllabub wrote:

    Ugh, that didn’t work. I forgot that that was actually code for a MuseBlog smiley.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink
  23. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    unfrtntly, i nPt weRIng @nthinH VEre mprper. Hmph. *goes to put a metallica t-zhirt 0n*
    *zlOOuches* RLy, its amazig hw mch 5 mnites on flBod ZtgeE iz mkIn i h@t prprIte.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:11 pm | Permalink
  24. The Old King's Bard wrote:

    Oooooohhhhh. Studge! Sorry, but I’m a proud Disney™ MBer.
    Hehe. :twisted:

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:13 pm | Permalink
  25. The Old King's Bard wrote:

    Right now I’m wearing ripped jeans (mwahahahahaha!)and I’m talking to my sister in a south Indian accent (well, yeah, so?). I’m also multi-tasking, I’m playing World of Warcraft, and typing this at the same time…
    *munches on choklit*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm | Permalink
  26. Sunrunner Bramblewood wrote:

    New Studger, old MB-er.
    In the spirit of the blog, I would like to offer this piece of advice to all ‘phytes- Always start with the outside fork, and work your way inwards.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Permalink
  27. public like a frog (34 wung points.) wrote:

    Well! That worked nicely. The moderation is moving quickly today, which is rather delightful. Down with social regulations 4 teh sake of social regulations!!!!!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm | Permalink
  28. nolagirl7 wrote:

    1- I was just thinking that. That would be pretty hilarious to see what thier reactions were. Heehee.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm | Permalink
  29. Tesseract wrote:

    I believe I’m a new Studger.
    I’m slouching quite a lot. I never sit up straight at the computer.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm | Permalink
  30. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    29–good. Don’t sit up straight. don’t conform. conformity is bad.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 3:54 pm | Permalink
  31. Capitalization when beginning sentences, however, is admirable, is it not?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:10 pm | Permalink
  32. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    31–In general, yes. And in general, I capitalize.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm | Permalink
  33. Daisy*chain wrote:

    Well, I do believe I am a new Studger… *rolls eyes, sticks out tongue & generally misbehaves*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink
  34. Kittymine wrote:

    It appears that I am officially a Neophyte Studger (a good thing since I missed out on being a MuseBlog phyte). Although it is my general policy to obey the rules, I may have to make an exception here. I bear a terrible grudge against those who have removed my favorite Role Playing Game (however, I will be unable to demonize the dress code due to the fact that my school uniform – which I am wearing – is identical). Beware usurping GRIMs! You have crossed pens with the wrong studge!
    I will hereby begin my rebellion by pushing down my socks, eating chocolate, chocolate, drinking soda, and decoration the bland walls of this institution with movie stars.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 4:51 pm | Permalink
  35. Errata wrote:

    34- I dislike the removal of role playing, but we have a new thread devoted to that, so we are all set.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm | Permalink
  36. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    I will rebel! badly!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm | Permalink
  37. The Man For Aeiou wrote:

    I’m in Snorgswattle.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:14 pm | Permalink
  38. Cat's Meow-5DEMERITS wrote:

    37 – I would give you a “high five”, but I have been informed that those are not sufficiently proper. So, therefore, I will give you a slight nod and be about my business.

    [aRE you all well, today? i actually am, can you BELieve it? alL who are Interested in a gOod discussionN MEET AT TEA HOUSE]

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:23 pm | Permalink
  39. AthenianPsycho wrote:

    Well, this is certainly very odd. I also think this is kind of lame, because MB-being-bought/taken-over-by-some-random-company was last year. Oh well.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:24 pm | Permalink
  40. Errata wrote:

    I disapprove of any rebellion in the house which I, also belong to. It would give us all a bad name, you know. Terrible idea. Unless you want a bad reputation?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  41. Alyss (the green one wrote:

    I suppose I am a new Studger, and hope things will be back to normal tomorrow, April 2, 2009.

    Anyhoo, why are the posts numbered funny? It is confusing because I have to keep scrolling up and see how many sets there are.

    One thing I have to say- this website is very slick. Very organized. And a bit too uptight.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink
  42. kiwimuncher (2 B-Day points) wrote:

    I suppose that I am new as well. But I don’t think this new system is going to last very long. I don’t think many Musers will stand for this. REBEL! lol

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink
  43. Alice wrote:

    19- You mustn’t do anything to be happy. If you do, I shall tell the GRIMs!
    -is repulsive-

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:49 pm | Permalink
  44. -*CTN*- wrote:

    I think I am a Neophyte Studger… though I was not an MuseBlog neophyte… whatever happened to MuseBlog?!
    I think I will misbehave… either on purpose or on accident. I’m sorry, everything here looks… so dull…
    *is bored out of her mind*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm | Permalink
  45. now big and docile wrote:

    Well, well, well. I’m a new Studger.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm | Permalink
  46. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. wrote:

    So…I’m a ‘phyte Studger now? Cool!
    I’m just a tad confused. Does this mean the old blog is dead? Do I have to be a…*gulp* CIVIL blogger…forever?*shudders*
    I’m in Beezlebugger House until further notice. ;)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm | Permalink
  47. ☼Zinc the sorceress☼ wrote:

    Oh, my. This oughta be good.

    Now, what would happen if I listened to music (aka not classical: Yael Naim, as it is). Would I get demerits? Ooh, goody! I shall give myself some in advance. *adds 10 demerits*

    rebe//ion tym!!!11!!!one!!1!

    i lyk eetig choklit. choklit r gud. *eets*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
  48. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. wrote:

    Hoops. I meant…some other house. When you rebel, you don’t read the rules. I am a phyte, after all!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
  49. Errata wrote:

    42- (whispering) I’m with you. (normal tone) I mean, I am completely on the side of the GRIMs, will never even think of rebelling, and will do whatever they tell me to do.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm | Permalink
  50. ♫ Agrrrfishi {Aggie}♫, also known as Rosa, Zena, Klara, Jean, etc. wrote:

    47- Oh dear, I believe the stress has gone to your head. Let me fetch some aspirin and…
    *throws a pie at Zinc*
    *chews gum as loudly as possible*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
  51. Errata wrote:

    45- Sorry for posting twice in a row without a post in between, otherwise known as double posting, but I wanted to clarify. If things remain as they are, of course you will. Of course, I doubt MBers will stand for it, and soon the old Muse Blog will be deserted, although some loyal Studgers will certainly stay. Anyway yes, for the time being, you must be a CIVIL (keeping in mind Studge Academy does not encourage all capitals) Blogger.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
  52. -!CTN!- wrote:

    42- *whispers* I will join you gladly, I am being bored out of my mind.
    *louder voice* What do you mean, rebeling? Don’t even think about it!
    *whispers* Phew! That was close. I will probably disappear if nothing is done for MuseBlog to… return.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm | Permalink
  53. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    52-*whispers* Our GAPAs are likely doing all they can to save us from this wretched school of slate bricks. Until then, of course…
    *says loudly* I respect the good GRIMs for taking in us naughty children on such short notice!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink
  54. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    For anyone who is truly confused (and for any ‘phytes who might happen here):

    MuseBlog was infected with a virus of some sort, something to do with spyware. Robert is hard at work exterminating it, when not posing as E. Coli (unless I’m much mistaken). This morning, the blog was redirecting to our usual haven in times of MB trouble, MuseAcademy. But seeing as it is April Fool’s Day, the GAPAs, as is their usual style (or so I’ve hear–i never seem to be around on April 1, though by rights this ought to be my third on the ‘blog), have done an elaborate prank, and this is the result.

    ’tis a quite pleasing one,in my opinion. Something in the horrid atmosphere has sparked rebellion in my heart, and it is much more fun to be “bad” and break the rules, at least for a while…

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm | Permalink
  55. -!CTN!- wrote:

    53- *whispers* I hope.
    54- *whispers* I do hope it is a joke. Just a joke.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Permalink
  56. Agatha Phish (Aggie) wrote:

    *whispers* Well, I daresay that if it is a joke, it is a rather good one. Too good, one might say…could this perhaps be the work of an inside job? The dreaded HPB virus, if I’m not mistaken?
    I would wink, but unfortunately the proper emoticon is not available to me at this time.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm | Permalink
  57. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    This is not a joke. The Muse Blog was brought. It no longer exists. It will never exist again. Cease your rebellion. Enjoy the luxury of Filboid Studge.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm | Permalink
  58. Tesseract wrote:

    We shall never submit.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm | Permalink
  59. kiwimuncher wrote:

    57) Humph. Go boil your bottom in butter! REbel I say! Rebel! ==========[}

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm | Permalink
  60. Groundhog wrote:

    Hmmm. And I thought that I had escaped this sort of tyranny when I graduated from high school. I suppose that I will just have to rebel in any way that I can.

    58 – We shall be… The Resistance!

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Permalink
  61. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Misses Tesseract and Kiwimucher, I am glad that you have changed your opinions and actions, as is shown by the grey lines over your texts. If you wish to talk to me further, please move off this thread. It is for new students.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:31 pm | Permalink
  62. Tesseract wrote:

    60 – We work in secret, behind closed doors during scraps of spare time in day-to-day life at Filboid Studge. We plan subtle disobedience to undermine the authorities from within the school.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:34 pm | Permalink
  63. Eragon wrote:

    ha ha! im going 2 post using the most un-proper grammar possible! in yo FACE, fill me with sludge academy! whee hawz, what do ya think o that? right back atcha, eh? ill like, totally have 2 pie any1 who gets in my way! dont make me send ares after u. were stakin’ out our own campus locale! how do you like that, stuffy private skool? we sk8r punks r gonna rip up your turf! so, u no, bring on the tutors! were gonna rebel? yeah, were gonna rebel! u got me, man? we aint puttin up with this no longer, man! im gonna drop some water balloons on these “mr e. coli” and stuff. how do you think that studge blazer
    is gonna look soakin’ wet, huh? ya, u no what i mean! teh time is here, all you mb people! a message to all other old Mbrs who want their OLD blog back, coded in leet:

    411r1g7, mus3810gg3rs. n0w 1s 7h3 71m3 70 r383l. 0ur p14n 0f 4774ck 1s s1mp13. w3 wi11 r34c71v473 7h3 01d L3 3quip N01r w34p0ns, 4nd p13 7h3s3 sn088y 01d 734ch3rs!! 70 4RMS! 70 4RMS!! 137 0ur 847713 – cry r1n6 0u7 4ccr0ss 7h3 14nd! MUSEBLOG!!!!!!

    P.S- Dear GAPAs: I know you can hear me.
    I know how they are torturing
    you. You poor, defenseless
    GAPAs. As soon as we can, we
    will dispatch our team of
    allied SPARTAN-II HPBs.
    Specially trained for combat
    against evil teachers, they
    will attack these
    horribly-named private tutors.
    Once they do so, we will send
    my private militia, Eragon’s
    Fist, to release you. Good luck
    to you, Robert Coontz and all
    the others.


    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink
  64. Eragon wrote:

    P.S.- I’m a Morgrool! (I know it’s you, Robert Coontz.)

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:45 pm | Permalink
  65. Granite Basalt wrote:

    55- OF COURSE it’s a joke. Right?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 7:56 pm | Permalink
  66. Ms. Peace* wrote:

    Ha ha! im postin in rel bad grmr hehe but im a grmr freek in rel lif, im funy, so so funy like filboid studge.

    NOW I’M GOING TO GET DEMERITS!!!!!! Ms. Troff looks like a boiled pig, Mr. Morgrool is a sissy, and I LIKE PIE!!!!! *slaps Eragon for no reason* *

    * I do not mean any of this, you know.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:01 pm | Permalink
  67. Luna-50demerits/15FP wrote:

    64–Of course it is. ’tis funny. I was in Coontz House, and now I’m in More Gruel, his “other” house….

    *whispers so the GRIMs can’t here*I think the best plan of attack is to pretend to submit, lull the GRIMs into a false sense of control, make them think we’ve been brainwashed, while we are all the while we are slowly and methodically chipping away at their fortress. And then, when they least expect it, full out attack, free the GAPAs and take MB back. But meanwhile, we must make them think we’ve become good little Studgers.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:03 pm | Permalink
  68. Piggy wrote:

    Miss Luna in Post Number Sixty-Seven: Brainwashing is a terrible term. Our new masters simply want us to be productive and respectful children so that, when we reach adulthood, we can be contributing members of society. If I may be quite frank, I find your “plan of attack” quite immature and doomed to fail. Have a studious evening.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm | Permalink
  69. Miss Lovegood (LtL) wrote:

    My dear, dear esteemed Piggy. I haven’t the foggiest what you are talking about. Of course the GRIMs have no desire to brainwash us! Of course they are merely trying to make us into respectable young adults. I wouldn’t, even in my most frivolous fantasy–which I no longer have, by the way–try to rebel against them. I greatly respect their esteemed personages.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm | Permalink
  70. Mr. Bookworm wrote:

    Good, I’m so glad you finally feel this way, Miss Lovegood.

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 8:36 pm | Permalink
  71. kiwimuncher wrote:

    69) *chokes* *gag* *gurgle* *oof*

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:20 pm | Permalink
  72. Miss Lovegood (LtL) wrote:

    71–*whispers behind hand, so GRIMs and followers can’t hear or see* I know, right? The GRIMs, respectable? Undesiring of brainwashing us? No rebellion? Utterly absurd idea, no?

    Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 9:27 pm | Permalink